Astrogirl on football

She: "Why do all those football players go to a crime scene?"

Me: "Yes?"

She: "Those college football players going to the pros."

Me: "What about them?"

She: "How they have to go to a crime scene."

Me: "Huh?"

She: "I heard. They're going to Columbine."

Astrogirl watches "Lost"

She says to me: "On the island. Do you think they're suffering from the Stockhold Syndrome?"

Me: "The what?"

She: "The Stockhold Syndrome. It's what happens when they hold you, like in a Stockade."